your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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