"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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