glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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