Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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