Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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