And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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