Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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