Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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