i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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