Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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