The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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