I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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