I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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