Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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