haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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