Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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