i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You dont lie about slip and slides
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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