No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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