My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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