Don't you send me to vm
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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