Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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