Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize