Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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