The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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