Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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