Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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