And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
