hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
