brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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