My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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