I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
