Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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