I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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