? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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