In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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