can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
