Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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