Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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