If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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