worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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