I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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