I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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