My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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