Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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