I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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