Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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