I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize