I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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