She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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