We're like a lot better than the average bears
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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