i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
