I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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