i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
