I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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